She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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