On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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