Sponge bath it is.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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