That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So here I am, sexting at work.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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