So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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