? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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