i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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