kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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