She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
bring money and cleavage
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
please don't ironically join a cult
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