Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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