We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You need Xanax blowdarts
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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