# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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