The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got chris browned last night
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
