finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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