if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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