More tranny stories later!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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