i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
