but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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