butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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