Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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