he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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