Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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