so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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