Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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