your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My pussy is not your playground.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
