I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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