Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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