i would punch a child for taco bell
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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