he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Never joke about your clitoris.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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