Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think I have vodka in my lungs
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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