She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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