why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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