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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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