Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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