if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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