why didn't you poke me back
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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