so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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