yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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