I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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