I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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