Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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