i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
you win again, gameday.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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