Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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