does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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