He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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