OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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