So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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