At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the liver wants what the liver wants
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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