I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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