PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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