Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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