he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's rum buckets o'clock
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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