Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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