I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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