you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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