But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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