should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize
