This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize