3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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